[ti:Mona Lisa]
[ar:Slick Rick]
[al:The Great Adventures Of Slick ]
[by:]
[00:00.80]Artist：slick rick
[00:01.36]Songs Title：mona lisa
[00:02.42]Ladies and gentlemen and lowlifes
[00:05.37]It is with outstanding pleasure
[00:06.11]That we are here to present tonight
[00:09.74]Slick rick the ruler and mc ricky d
[00:13.99]Doing their smash hit mona lisa
[00:16.36]You know like the picture
[00:18.67]Anyway Id like to take this time out
[00:20.99]To bow before his divine majesty
[00:21.67]Oh your majesty
[00:22.74]Hmm
[00:37.11]Can I kiss your hand
[00:37.73]Mm-hmm
[00:37.80]（kisses his hand loudly）
[00:38.80]Enough
[00:38.85]Come your highness they await you
[00:50.54]Well it was one of those days -- not much to do
[00:52.35]I was chillin downtown with my old school crew
[00:54.61]I went into a store -- to buy a slice of pizza
[00:57.11]And bumped into a girl her name was mona -- what
[00:58.80]Mona lisa （what ） singing mona lisa so men made you
[01:02.42]Youknowhatimsayin so I said excuse me dear
[01:04.99]My gosh you look nice
[01:06.67]Put away your money
[01:07.73]Ill buy that slice
[01:08.74]She said thanks - Id rather a slice of you
[01:10.48]I'm just kidding but thats awfully nice of you
[01:11.86]The compliment showed she had a mind in her
[01:14.54]And when I smiled （ping ） I almost blinded her
[01:16.67]She said great scott are you a thief
[01:18.67]Seems like you have a mouth full of gold teeth
[01:21.04]Ha-ha hah had to find that funny
[01:23.11]So I said no child I work hard for the money
[01:25.55]And calling me a thief please don't even try it （right ）
[01:28.44]Sit down eat your slice of pizza and be quiet
[01:30.13]She almost got cut short -- you know scissors
[01:32.32]She tried to disrespect who the grand wizard
[01:34.44]Me well what's your name son
[01:36.50]Mc ricky d but not to be so harsh I said to mona li-hee
[01:39.50]I'm sorry and I know thats low class （uhh yeah）
[01:41.75]Please sit and tell me a little about your past
[01:43.81]She said well I got courage and I don't like porridge （uh-huh）
[01:44.82]I've never been to college but I've got crazy knowledge （uh-huh）
[01:47.69]Over eighteen and my eyes are green （uh-huh）
[01:50.51]I wear more gold than that man on a-team （uh-huh uh-huh）
[01:52.63]Trim slim （yeah） and I'm also light skinned
[01:55.51]Best believe monas a virgin
[01:57.19]A virgin honey needed a slap
[01:59.25]She tried to tell me she's a virgin -- with her yea wide gap
[02:01.31]I said it don't matter see I'm not picky （word）
[02:03.32]Let me spell my name out for you its ricky
[02:05.57]Ravishing
[02:06.38]Impress
[02:06.94]Courageous so careless
[02:08.69]For the kangols which I've got
[02:12.69]That I wear everyday and
[02:14.75]Why not
[02:15.44]To fights not right that I recite and i'm
[02:17.18]Quite polite like walter cronkite
[02:18.01]Well just about then trevor my friend came in
[02:19.25]He said hey rick don't you know playin with these snakes is a sin
[02:20.82]He grabbed me by my shirt and pulled me right out the store
[02:21.25]He said I don't want to see you playin with these lowlifes no more
[02:21.75]Now come along we have a party to attend
[02:22.06]With some real mature women and some more of her friends
[02:22.44]He hailed down a cab and he waited for a minute
[02:22.81]And as the cab came he thrusted me in it
[02:24.06]And as we were leavin and drivin along
[02:24.82]I could hear a melody as mona sang a song
[02:25.19]If you see me walking down the street
[02:25.44]And I start to cry each time we meet
[02:25.75]Walk on by walk on by
[02:26.00]Foolish pride
[02:26.06]Thats all that I have left so let me hide
[02:26.37]The pain and the hurt that you gave me
[02:26.69]When you said goodbye
[02:26.82]You walked on by