[ar:anna lee、maria]
[ti:Portia Nelson]
[by:向心]
[al:]
[sign:]
[total:196892]
[offset:0]
[00:04.68]She climbs a tree and scrapes her knee
[00:07.13]Her dress has got a tear
[00:09.40]She waltzes on her way to Mass
[00:11.91]And whistles on the stair
[00:14.25]And underneath her wimple
[00:16.46]She has curlers in her hair—
[00:19.21]I even heard her singing in the Abbey!
[00:23.74]She's always late for chapel—
[00:26.49]But her penitence is real
[00:28.70]She's always late for everything
[00:31.12]Except for every meal
[00:33.56]I hate to have to say it
[00:35.87]But I very firmly feel
[00:38.52]Maria's not an asset to the Abbey
[00:43.48]I like to say a word in her behalf—
[00:48.13]Then say it Sister
[00:49.44]Maria…makes me…laugh!
[00:55.52]How do you solve a problem like Maria
[00:59.52]How do you catch a cloud and pin it down
[01:03.52]How do you find a word that means Maria
[01:07.21]A will-o -the-wisp!
[01:07.66]A flibbertijibbet!
[01:10.46]A clown!
[01:11.47]Many a thing you know you'd like to tell her
[01:15.88]Many a thing she ought to understand
[01:19.64]But how do you make her stay
[01:21.74]And listen to all you say
[01:23.07]How do you keep a wave upon the sand
[01:27.62]Oh how do you solve a problem like Maria
[01:32.18]How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand
[01:44.86]When I'm with her I'm confused
[01:46.60]Out of focus and bemused
[01:48.41]And I never know exactly where I am
[01:52.02]Unpredictable as weather
[01:53.92]She's as flighty as a feather—
[01:56.03]She's a darling!
[01:56.78]She's a demon!
[01:57.43]She's a lamb!
[01:59.23]She'd outpester any pest
[02:01.49]Drive a hornet from its nest
[02:03.39]She can throw a whirling dervish out of whirl
[02:07.19]She is gentle
[02:08.14]She is wild
[02:09.14]She's a riddle
[02:10.04]She's a child
[02:11.09]She's a headache!
[02:12.04]She's an angel—
[02:13.95]She's a girl…
[02:18.85]How do you solve a problem like Maria
[02:22.95]How do you catch a cloud and pin it down
[02:26.85]How do you find a word that means Maria
[02:30.51]A flibbertijibbet!
[02:31.61]A will-o -the-wisp!
[02:33.57]A clown!
[02:34.51]Many a thing you know you'd like to tell her
[02:38.93]Many a thing she ought to understand
[02:42.82]But how do you make her stay
[02:44.98]And listen to all you say
[02:46.88]How do you keep a wave upon the sand
[02:50.79]Oh how do you solve a problem like Maria
[02:58.20]How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand