[ti:The Worst Pies in London]
[ar:The Oscar Hollywood Musicals]
[al:Musicals Forever: Sweeney Todd]
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[00:00.00]The Worst Pies in London - Musicals Forever Ensemble
[00:00.51]Written by：Stephen Sondheim
[00:01.03]A customer
[00:02.28]Wait
[00:02.56]What's your rush what's your hurry
[00:03.86]You gave me such a
[00:05.05]Fright I thought you was a ghost
[00:06.28]Half a minute can't you sit
[00:07.98]You down sit
[00:09.12]All I meant is that I haven't seen a customer for weeks
[00:11.72]Did you come here for a pie sir
[00:14.39]Do forgive me if me head's a little vague
[00:17.07]Ugh wha's that
[00:17.62]But you think we had the plague
[00:19.32]From the way that people
[00:20.77]Keep avoiding
[00:21.52]No you don't
[00:22.36]Heaven knows I try sir
[00:24.99]But there's no one comes in even to inhale
[00:27.68]Right you are sir would you like a drop of ale
[00:30.43]Mind you I can't hardly blame them
[00:33.88]These are probably the worst pies in London
[00:38.33]I know why nobody cares to take them
[00:40.87]I should know
[00:41.95]I make them
[00:43.05]But good no
[00:44.16]The worst pies in London
[00:47.32]Even that's polite
[00:48.20]The worst pies in London
[00:51.18]If you doubt it take a bite
[00:54.44]Is that just disgusting
[00:56.83]You have to concede it
[00:59.13]It's nothing but crusting
[01:01.38]Here drink this you'll need it
[01:03.80]The worst pies in London
[01:07.00]And no wonder with the price of meat
[01:08.72]What it is
[01:09.61]When you get it
[01:10.58]Never
[01:11.32]Thought I'd live to see the day
[01:12.61]Men'd think it was a treat
[01:13.86]Findin' poor
[01:14.71]Animals
[01:15.74]Wot are dyin' in the street
[01:17.13]Mrs Mooney has a pie shop
[01:19.48]Does a business but I notice something weird
[01:22.16]Lately all her neighbors' cats have disappeared
[01:24.72]Have to hand it to her
[01:26.02]Wot I calls
[01:26.93]Enterprise
[01:27.97]Poppin' pussies into pies
[01:29.59]Wouldn't do in my shop
[01:31.92]Just the thought of it's enough to make you sick
[01:34.59]And I'm tellin' you them pussycats is quick
[01:37.72]No denying times is hard sir
[01:41.35]Even harder than the worst pies in London
[01:45.34]Only lard and nothing more
[01:46.55]Is that just revolting
[01:48.93]All greasy and gritty
[01:51.24]It looks like it's molting
[01:53.48]And tastes like
[01:55.42]Well pity
[01:56.92]A woman alone
[02:01.32]With limited wind
[02:04.36]And the worst pies in London
[02:10.16]Ah sir
[02:12.23]Times is hard
[02:14.60]Times is hard