[ti:My Wife Is On A Diet]
[ar:Harry Hudson]
[al:The Charleston]
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[00:00.00]My Wife Is On A Diet - Harry Hudson
[00:10.26]What's the greatest problem now throughout the land
[00:13.88]What's the only problem needs a helping hand
[00:17.67]It isn't Philip Snowden or tax relief I find
[00:21.34]It's something more important now on everybody's mind
[00:25.25]Just walk into any home today
[00:28.88]It's ten to one you'll hear each husband say
[00:32.76]My wife is on a diet and since she's on a diet
[00:36.60]Home isn't home any more
[00:40.41]No gravy and potatoes just lettuce and tomatoes
[00:44.44]Where are the pies I adore
[00:48.30]Oh oh oh oh what a disgrace
[00:52.07]I'm ashamed to look a grapefruit straight in the face
[00:55.72]My wife is on a diet and since she's on a diet
[00:59.54]I'm losing a pound every day
[01:03.80]Monday grapefruit breakfast and for dinner
[01:07.54]And at night some orange juice
[01:11.35]Tuesday grapefruit boys I growing thinner
[01:15.18]All my clothes are getting loose
[01:19.22]Wednesday Thursday I feel satisfied
[01:22.96]Then I change to coffee with grapefruit on the side
[01:26.85]Friday till Sunday is more than I can stand
[01:30.63]Before the eighteenth day I'll have a lily in my hand
[01:34.60]My wife is on a diet and since she's on a diet
[01:38.60]Home isn't home any more
[01:42.31]No gravy and potatoes just lettuce and tomatoes
[01:46.47]Where are the pies I adore
[01:50.39]Crabs and shrimps I must leave alone
[01:54.06]I'm the only lobster she'll allow in my home
[01:57.85]My wife is on a diet and since she's on a diet
[02:01.76]She's gaining a pound every day