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[00:00.00]The Laughing Gnome(Complete version originally performed by David Bowie) - Various Artists (欧美群星)
[00:14.06]I was walking down the high street
[00:17.39]When I heard footsteps behind me
[00:21.07]And there was a little old man （hello）
[00:24.02]In scarlet and grey shuffling away
[00:29.54]Well he trotted back to my house
[00:33.12]And he sat beside the telly （oaah）
[00:36.77]With his tiny hands on his tummy
[00:39.50]Chuckling away laughing all day
[00:44.10]Oh I ought to report you to the gnome office
[00:46.74]（gnome office）
[00:47.47]Yes
[00:47.68]（hahahahaha）
[00:49.73]Ha ha ha hee hee hee
[00:51.06]I'm a laughing gnome and you don't catch me
[00:54.23]Ha ha ha hee hee hee
[00:57.55]I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me
[01:01.34]Said the laughing gnome
[01:06.35]Well I gave him roasted toadstools
[01:09.55]And a glass of dandelion wine （burp pardon）
[01:13.19]Then I put him on a train to eastbourne
[01:16.12]Carried his bag and gave him a fag
[01:19.06]（havent you got a light boy ）
[01:20.80]Here where do you come from
[01:22.24]（gnome-mans land hahihihi）
[01:23.56]Oh really
[01:27.52]In the morning when I woke up
[01:30.28]He was sitting on the edge of my bed
[01:33.75]With his brother whose name was fred
[01:36.95]Hed bought him along to sing me a song
[01:40.06]Right lets hear it
[01:42.28]Here what's that clicking noise
[01:44.27]（thats fred hes a metrognome haha）
[01:46.91]Ha ha ha hee hee hee
[01:49.84]I'm a laughing gnome and you don't catch me
[01:53.47]Ha ha ha hee hee hee
[01:56.85]I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me
[02:00.45]（own up I'm a gnome ain't I right haha）
[02:03.45]Havent you got an ome to go to
[02:04.73]（no were gnomads）
[02:05.82]Didn't you they to teach get your hair cut at school
[02:07.97]You look like a rolling gnome
[02:09.70]（no not at the london school of ecognomics）
[02:11.58]Now they're staying up the chimney
[02:15.60]And were living on caviar and honey （hooray ）
[02:19.00]Cause they're earning me lots of money
[02:21.93]Writing comedy prose for radio shows
[02:25.85]It's their （what ）
[02:27.72]It's the gnome service of course
[02:31.97]Ha ha ha hee hee hee
[02:34.99]I'm a laughing gnome and you don't catch me
[02:38.29]Ha ha ha oh dear me
[02:39.36]（ha ha ha hee hee hee
[02:41.91]I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me
[02:47.18]Ha ha ha hee hee hee
[02:50.73]I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me）