[ti:I Know It's Today]
[ar:Ultimate Heroes]
[00:00.39]I Know It's Today - Ultimate Heroes
[00:02.54]Settle in girls it's story time
[00:07.52]There's a princess in a tower
[00:10.98]Oh my gosh that's just like me
[00:14.23]Poor Rapunzel needs a haircut
[00:17.70]But the witch won't set her free
[00:20.63]She passes time by singing
[00:22.54]Like someone else I know
[00:24.09]As years go by she sits and waits
[00:26.14]As years go by Uh oh
[00:28.52]A torturous existence
[00:30.56]I don't remember this part
[00:32.23]She wishes she were dead
[00:34.02]Skip ahead skip ahead
[00:36.51]But in the end Rapunzel
[00:39.28]Finds a millionaire
[00:40.93]The prince is good at climbing
[00:43.53]And braiding golden hair
[00:48.01]So I know he'll appear
[00:51.30]'Cause there are rules
[00:52.67]And there are strictures
[00:55.83]I believe the storybooks
[00:58.53]I read by candlelight
[01:01.92]My white knight and his steed
[01:05.86]Will look just like these pictures
[01:09.29]It won't be long now I guarantee
[01:14.94]Day number 23
[01:20.30]I know it's today I know it's today
[01:32.53]Oh here's a good one it's a classic
[01:36.01]There's a princess in a comma
[01:39.53]Glad it's her instead of me
[01:42.87]Pretty maiden in a glass box
[01:46.37]How I wonder does she pee
[01:49.29]Blah blah blah poison apple
[01:50.93]Boring boring evil queen
[01:52.92]Filler filler been there read that
[01:55.19]Seven shorties on the scene
[01:56.39]Skip ahead skip ahead
[01:58.63]But in the end the princess
[02:01.61]Wakes up with a start
[02:03.43]The prince is good at kissing
[02:06.00]And melting Snow White's heart
[02:10.31]So I know he'll appear
[02:13.75]And his armor will be blinding
[02:18.30]As shining as his perfect teeth
[02:21.61]And manly hose
[02:24.01]He'll propose on one knee
[02:27.54]And our prenup will be binding
[02:31.29]About time we set the wedding date
[02:37.02]Day number 958
[02:42.30]I know it's today he'll show up today
[02:54.76]There's a princess any princess
[02:57.93]Take your pick they're all like me
[03:01.66]Not exactly I'm still waiting
[03:05.16]They're living happily
[03:08.29]Ever after better get here
[03:10.18]I want love in second's flat
[03:11.95]No one needs these middle bits
[03:14.03]Oops did I do that
[03:15.89]Cut the villains cut the vamping
[03:17.96]Cut this fairytale
[03:19.46]Cut the peril and the pitfalls
[03:21.48]Cut the puppet and the whale
[03:23.08]Cut the monsters cut the curses
[03:25.01]Keep the intro cut the verses
[03:26.88]And the waiting the waiting
[03:28.72]The waiting the waiting the waiting
[03:37.49]But I know he'll appear
[03:40.79]Though I seem a bit bipolar
[03:45.52]And I'm a vandal now as well
[03:48.94]Though he won't mind
[03:51.29]I'm a find I'm a catch
[03:54.67]And a very gifted bowler
[03:58.44]It won't be long now I guarantee
[04:04.50]Day number
[04:06.90]Are you there God
[04:09.37]It's me Fiona it's me Fiona
[04:20.29]Now I know he'll appear
[04:23.66]'Cause there are rules
[04:24.88]And there are strictures
[04:27.90]I believe the storybooks
[04:30.57]I read by candlelight
[04:34.03]My white knight
[04:35.15]My knight and his steed
[04:37.74]Will look just like these pictures
[04:41.16]It won't be long now I guarantee
[04:47.10]Day number 23
[04:50.08]Day number 958
[04:52.01]Day number 8423
[05:00.98]I know it's today I know it's today
[05:04.08]I know it's today I know it's today
[05:07.69]I know it's today I know it's today
[05:09.64]I know it's today