[ar:Paddy Roberts]
[ti:Lavender Cowboy]
[by:]
[00:00.00]Lavender Cowboy - Paddy Roberts
[00:08.31]Which sounds rather silly
[00:09.97]But every hillbilly
[00:11.76]Spends half his life singing that way
[00:17.27]He was just a lavender cowboy
[00:21.09]With only three hairs on his chest
[00:24.63]And he rode on a filly
[00:26.81]Called Daffy down dilly
[00:28.79]The prettiest horse in the West
[00:32.11]Every morning they went out together
[00:35.84]While the others looked on in dismay
[00:39.56]'Cause he'd round up the cattle
[00:41.76]A riding side saddle
[00:43.70]Because he preferred it that way
[00:49.06]He was just a lavender cowboy
[00:52.85]Who committed a terrible sin
[00:56.62]He went out on a bender
[00:58.66]And slugged a bartender
[01:00.56]And stole all the strawberry gin
[01:04.01]So the posse was sent out to find him
[01:07.95]And bring him back dead or alive
[01:11.51]And they knew as they went
[01:13.32]They were hot on the scent
[01:15.17]By the smell of Chanel No 5
[01:20.98]And they found him a lying unconscious
[01:24.70]With blood running all down his chin
[01:28.41]Till they looked a bit closer
[01:30.38]And what do you know sir
[01:32.46]They found it was strawberry gin
[01:35.82]So they shot the lavender cowboy
[01:39.71]And said as they layed him to rest
[01:43.28]You'll be happier now boy
[01:45.57]You can't be a cowboy
[01:47.39]With only three hairs on your chest