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[00:00.91]99 Problems) (In the Style of Jay-Z Karaoke Version Teaching Vocal) - ProTracks Karaoke
[00:13.47]If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son
[00:16.09]I got ninety nine problems but a b**ch ain't one
[00:18.89]I got the rap patrol on the gat patrol
[00:21.57]Foes that want ta make sure my casket's closed
[00:23.96]Rap critics that say he's money cash hoes
[00:26.47]I'm from the hood stupid what type of facts are those
[00:29.28]If you grew up with holes in your zapatos
[00:31.81]You'd celebrate the minute you was having dough
[00:34.09]I'm like f**k critics you can kiss my whole asshole
[00:36.96]If you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forward
[00:39.57]Got beef with radio if I don't play they show
[00:41.93]They don't play my hits well I don't give a sh*t so
[00:45.12]Rap mags try and use my black a**
[00:47.48]So advertisers can give 'em more cash for ads f**kers
[00:50.74]I don't know what you take me as
[00:52.65]Or understand the intelligence that jay-z has
[00:54.76]I'm from rags to riches niggas I ain't dumb
[00:57.37]I got ninety nine problems but a b**ch ain't one hit me
[01:02.92]Ninety nine problems but a b**ch ain't one
[01:05.48]If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son
[01:07.79]I got ninety nine problems but a b**ch ain't one hit me
[01:10.78]Year's '94 and my trunk is raw
[01:12.94]In my rear view mirror is the motherf**king law
[01:15.72]I got two choices y'all pull over the car or hmm
[01:18.44]Bounce on the devil put the pedal to the floor
[01:20.82]Now I ain't trying to see no highway chase with jake
[01:23.51]Plus I got a few dollars I could fight the case
[01:25.73]So I pull over to the side of the road
[01:28.28]I heard son do you know why I'm stopping you for
[01:31.06]Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hat's real low
[01:33.50]Or do I look like a mind reader sir I don't know
[01:36.40]Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo
[01:38.75]Well you was doing fifty-five in the fifty-four uh huh
[01:41.85]License and registration and step out of the car
[01:43.99]Are you carrying a weapon on you I know a lot of you are
[01:47.02]I ain't stepping out of sh*t all my papers legit
[01:48.90]Well do you mind if I look around the car a little bit
[01:51.67]Well my glove compartment is locked so is the trunk and the back
[01:54.07]And I know my rights so you going need a warrant for that
[01:56.93]Aren't you sharp as a tack you some type of lawyer or something
[02:00.44]Somebody important or something
[02:01.83]Child I ain't passed the bar but I know a little bit
[02:04.53]Enough that you won't illegally search my sh*t
[02:07.05]Well we'll see how smart you are when the k-9 come
[02:09.43]I got ninety nine problems but a b**ch ain't one hit me
[02:14.89]Ninety nine problems but a b**ch ain't one
[02:17.33]If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son
[02:19.82]I got ninety nine problems but a b**ch ain't one hit me
[02:25.32]Ninety nine problems but a b**ch ain't one
[02:27.84]If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son
[02:30.28]I got ninety nine problems but a b**ch ain't one hit me
[02:33.13]Now once upon a time not too long ago
[02:35.33]A ni**a like myself had to strong arm
[02:38.02]This is not a ho in the sense of having a p**sy
[02:40.49]But a p**sy having no goddamn sense try and push me
[02:43.77]I tried to ignore 'em talk to the lord
[02:45.80]Pray for 'em cause some fools just love to perform
[02:48.68]You know the type loud as a motorbike
[02:50.35]But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight
[02:53.13]The only thing that's going happen is I'ma get to clapping and
[02:56.26]He and his boys goin' be yapping to the captain
[02:58.20]And there I go trapped in the kit kat again
[03:01.19]Back through the system with the riff raff again
[03:03.72]Fiends on the floor scratching again
[03:06.19]Paparazzi's with they cameras snapping them
[03:08.47]Da tried to give a ni**a shaft again
[03:11.43]Half a mil for bail cause I'm african
[03:13.97]All because this fool was harassing them
[03:16.43]Trying to play the boy like he's saccharine
[03:19.06]But ain't nothing sweet 'bout how I hold my gun
[03:21.79]I got ninety nine problems being a b**ch ain't one hit me
[03:26.95]Ninety nine problems but a b**ch ain't one
[03:29.28]If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son
[03:31.79]I got ninety nine problems but a b**ch ain't one hit me
[03:37.23]Ninety nine problems but a b**ch ain't one
[03:39.45]If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son
[03:41.85]I got ninety nine problems but a b**ch ain't one hit me
[03:50.53]Having girl problems I feel bad for you son
[03:52.77]I got ninety nine problems and a b**ch ain't one
[03:56.29]You're crazy for this one rick it's your boy