[ti:Daffy Duck's Rhapsody]
[ar:Mel Blanc/Howdy Doody]
[00:00.00]Daffy Duck's Rhapsody - Mel Blanc
[00:06.84]Greetings
[00:10.10]My name is Daffy
[00:13.29]There's no other duck like me
[00:16.25]Because I'm so daffy
[00:19.53]And the reason I'm daffy
[00:22.87]And so gosh-derned riff-raffy
[00:26.33]And so screwy and laffy
[00:29.83]Is because those hunters won't leave me alone
[00:38.19]Oh why don't they hunt some other animal for a change
[00:46.52]So that I won't have to end up on a kitchen range
[00:54.13]But no duck hunting's all the rage and they won't let me be
[01:03.59]And I'm so full of bullets I'm lit up like a Christmas tree
[01:13.41]There's so much I'd like to do if I just had the chance
[01:21.53]I'd like to play and romp and even sing and do a dance
[01:31.47]I would read the latest book
[01:33.68]Go swimming in the babbling brook
[01:35.48]I'd like to fly the seven seas
[01:37.48]Play hide and seek among the trees
[01:39.22]I'd play hop scotch and double dutch
[01:40.87]And this and that and things and such
[01:42.60]I know that isn't asking much
[01:44.14]But all these things I daresn't touch
[01:45.94]It's bang Bang Here and bang Bang There
[01:47.88]Bullets flying everywhere
[01:49.37]I can't stand it any longer
[01:51.10]I get weak and they get stronger
[01:52.85]Hunters to the right of me
[01:54.59]Hunters to the left I see
[01:56.19]Over hill and over dale
[01:57.87]Bullets whizzing past my tail
[01:59.58]There's no rest and there's no peace
[02:01.10]Won't this shooting ever cease
[02:02.64]Morning noon and through the night
[02:04.16]That's why I look such a fright
[02:05.54]Bang Bang Bang
[02:06.93]I'm only sixteen yards ahead
[02:08.47]Bang Bang Bang
[02:09.79]They're shooting straight at me
[02:11.30]Hoo Hoo Hoo
[02:12.59]They won't let up until I'm dead
[02:14.26]Hoo Hoo Hoo
[02:15.48]Why can't they let me be
[02:17.19]Why don't they hunt big wild moose
[02:18.55]Or chase a Ranger on the loose
[02:19.80]There's possums chipmunks caribou
[02:21.09]Or rabbits for a rabbit stew
[02:22.62]Rats and squirrels porcupines
[02:23.87]Monkeys swinging on the vines
[02:25.12]Leopards with or without spots
[02:26.40]Wild cats with or without dots
[02:27.70]Elephants badgers kangaroos
[02:28.96]Lions tigers cows that moo
[02:30.23]Wolf and mice and praire ox
[02:31.53]Red and grey and silver fox
[02:32.72]Daffy They drive me daffy
[02:34.82]Those hunters with their great big guns
[02:36.47]They're all uncles cousins fathers sons
[02:37.82]Crazy They got me hazy
[02:39.83]With all that rootin'-flootin'-hootin'-tootin'-high-falootin' noisy shootin'
[02:42.92]Closer They're gettin' closer
[02:44.77]With shot-guns pistols bows and arrows riffles
[02:46.63]Knives and other deadly trifles
[02:47.79]Scram now While I'm still able
[02:49.70]You're nutty to think that I'm gonna
[02:51.06]End up on somebody's dinner table
[02:52.65]Sooooo
[02:53.81]Good-bye
[02:56.22]So long now