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[ti:遇酒托]
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[00:00.59]兄弟
[00:01.05]我今天上你家兑付一宿呗
[00:03.32]咋滴啦
[00:04.08]出去找小姑娘喝酒让人骗了
[00:06.10]现在在桥栋子底下呢
[00:07.55]大鼻涕泡都快冻出来了
[00:10.09]到底咋回事儿
[00:11.00]你详细跟我说说
[00:11.44]我跟你说 你听好了
[00:15.00]青春献给小酒桌
[00:16.62]我没事就是喝
[00:18.36]我就喝完小酒陌陌微信
[00:20.59]附近唠*嗑
[00:21.93]我点开附近人以后
[00:23.64]我看见**一条腿
[00:25.74]然后还有一张
[00:27.04]丰满漂亮迷人香肠嘴
[00:29.80]我勇敢上前打招呼
[00:31.47]我说出来喝点呗
[00:33.58]她读完消息以后
[00:35.04]就说那就喝点呗
[00:37.27]我穿上衣服洗把脸
[00:38.99]我出去见了面
[00:40.93]我看见小妞以后
[00:42.37]我的眼睛直放电
[00:44.35]她说去哪喝
[00:46.38]我说哪里都能喝
[00:48.56]她带我走进大酒吧
[00:50.27]我瞬间就慌了
[00:52.22]她进去点单洋酒啤酒
[00:54.16]点了一酒桌
[00:55.73]那酒全开了
[00:57.14]一瓶没喝她说去厕所
[00:59.75]我等了三个多小时
[01:01.50]**凌晨四点多
[01:03.44]我起身要走
[01:04.60]结账买单一看七万多
[01:07.36]我后来恍然大悟
[01:08.92]身体机灵一下子
[01:10.90]我说我**上当了
[01:12.73]这女滴是酒托
[01:14.86]我陌陌一趟
[01:16.55]我的心情不舒畅
[01:18.58]我钱没少花
[01:20.07]我这*没约上
[01:22.51]我昨天把我平房卖了
[01:24.47]卖了10万多
[01:25.91]我一进酒吧喝口酒
[01:27.82]把房子喝没了
[01:29.61]我寻思那就认栽
[01:31.37]我就打车回家吧
[01:33.52]那到家以后
[01:34.63]发现我**钱包还丢了
[01:37.36]貔貅今天倒霉点被
[01:39.12]就啥也别说了
[01:41.05]你们听完以后笑了
[01:42.86]就集体转发吧