[ti:A Complicated Song]
[ar:The Hit Co.]
[al:Lol]
[by:]
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[00:00.00]A Completelicated Song(Complete version originally performed by 'Weird' Al Yankovic) - Various Artists (欧美群星)
[00:03.34]Uh huh extra cheese
[00:07.75]Uh huh uh huh save a piece for me
[00:13.32]Pizza party at your house
[00:16.17]I went just to check it out
[00:19.05]19 extra larges
[00:21.57]What a shame no one came
[00:24.84]Just us eating all alone
[00:27.76]You said take the pizza home
[00:30.69]No sense lettin all this go to waste
[00:34.73]So then i faced
[00:36.22]Pizza all day and everyday
[00:38.99]There's cheese round the clock
[00:40.46]It's getting me blocked
[00:41.81]And i sure don't care for irregularity
[00:46.75]Tell me
[00:47.92]Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated
[00:52.38]Cause right now
[00:52.99]I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated
[00:58.25]In the bathroom
[00:59.88]I sit and i wait and i strain and
[01:02.17]I sweat and i clench and i feel the pain
[01:04.81]Oh should i take laxatives or have my colon irrigated
[01:09.87]No no no
[01:14.65]I was feeling pretty down
[01:17.51]Til my girlfriend came around
[01:20.33]We're just so alike in every way i gotta say
[01:26.19]In fact i just thought i might
[01:29.05]Pop the question there that night
[01:31.99]I was kissing her so tenderly
[01:35.98]But we is me
[01:37.53]Who would uh guessed her family crest
[01:40.31]I suddenly spy tattood on her thigh
[01:43.26]And son of a gun it's just like the one on me
[01:48.10]Tell me
[01:49.33]How was i supposed to know we were both related
[01:53.70]Believe me if i knew she was my cousin
[01:56.11]We never would of dated
[01:59.40]What to do now
[02:01.20]Should i go ahead and propose
[02:03.27]And get hitched and have kids with 11 toes
[02:06.79]And move to alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated
[02:11.13]No no no
[02:13.77]No no no no no no no no no no no no
[02:22.33]No no
[02:24.73]I had so much on my mind
[02:27.52]I thought maybe i'd unwind
[02:30.47]Try out that new roller coaster ride
[02:34.60]And the guide
[02:36.07]Said not to stand but that's a demand
[02:38.77]That i couldn't meet i got on my feet
[02:41.71]And stood up instead and knocked off my head you see
[02:46.62]Tell me
[02:47.72]Why'd i have to go and get myself decapitated
[02:52.05]This really is a major inconvenience
[02:54.85]Oh man i really hate it
[02:57.83]It's such a drag now
[02:59.77]Can't eat i can't breathe
[03:01.01]I can't snore i can't belch or yodel anymore
[03:04.77]Can't spit or blow my nose or even read sports illustrated
[03:09.71]Oh no
[03:11.14]Why'd i have to go and get myself all mutilated
[03:14.50]Yeah yeah
[03:15.40]I gotta tell ya life without a head kinda makes me irritated
[03:21.23]What a bummer
[03:23.00]I can't blink i can't cough
[03:24.42]I can't sneeze
[03:25.07]But my neck is enjoying a pleasant breeze now
[03:28.50]Haven't been the same since my head and
[03:30.42]I were separated
[03:33.04]No no no