[ti:The Eton Rifles]
[ar:Studio 99]
[00:01.40]The Eton Rifles - Studio 99
[00:20.37]Sup up your beer and collect your fags
[00:23.42]There's a row going on down near Slough
[00:26.41]Get out your mats and pray to the West
[00:29.52]I'll get out mine and pray for myself
[00:33.91]Thought you were smart when you took them on
[00:38.05]But you didn't take a peep in their artillery room
[00:41.14]All that rugby puts hairs on your chest
[00:44.20]What chance have you got against a tie and a crest
[00:47.61]Hello-hurrah
[00:51.20]What a nice day for the Eton Rifles Eton Rifles
[00:56.01]Hello-hurrah
[00:57.24]I hope rain stops play for the Eton Rifles Eton Rifles
[01:06.59]Thought you were clever when you lit the fuse
[01:11.61]Tore down the House of Commons in your brand new shoes
[01:17.93]Composed a revolutionary symphony
[01:20.22]Then went to bed with a charming young thing
[01:22.62]Hello-hurrah
[01:22.94]Cheers then mate it's the Eton Rifles Eton Rifles
[01:26.74]Hello-hurrah
[01:27.28]An extremist scrape with the Eton Rifles Eton Rifles
[01:37.72]What a catalyst you turned out to be
[01:41.23]Loaded the guns then you run off home for your tea
[01:45.94]Left me standing like a guilty schoolboy
[02:12.92]What a catalyst you turned out to be
[02:15.17]Loaded the guns then you run off home for your tea
[02:18.29]Left me standing like a naughty schoolboy
[02:25.20]We came out of it naturally the worst
[02:28.88]Beaten and bloody and I was sick down my shirt
[02:33.29]We were no match for their untamed wit
[02:35.51]Though some of the lads said they'd be back next week
[02:40.74]Hello-hurrah
[02:41.62]It's the price to pay to the Eton Rifles Eton Rifles
[02:45.71]Hello-hurrah
[02:47.47]I'd prefer the plague to the Eton Rifles Eton Rifles
[02:52.71]Hello-hurrah
[02:53.90]It's the price to pay to the Eton Rifles Eton Rifles
[02:59.24]Hello-hurrah
[03:00.35]I'd prefer the plague to the Eton Rifles Eton Rifles
[03:05.45]Eton Rifles Eton Rifles
[03:08.39]Eton Rifles Eton Rifles