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[00:01.86]His name is
[00:02.94]And he is as they say wild and crazy
[00:04.74]As a composer arranger and producer
[00:08.88]He's exploring it all
[00:09.96]From the furthest reaches of musical outer space
[00:12.30]To the most down to earth funk
[00:18.12]And he sounds well he sounds exactly like this
[00:23.22]Nobody 'members those
[00:24.42]Rap City episodes from twenty years ago
[00:26.82]When you were the guest host
[00:28.23]Past history let it go
[00:29.97]Get off on a medical
[00:31.26]Pack a duffle bag with all your wrinkled clothes and pedal home
[00:34.05]Get a little dictaphone and sit alone
[00:36.15]In the middle of the room and let it flow
[00:38.22]Wouldn't it be better
[00:39.36]If you went and chose a new career path
[00:41.31]Like a shepherd or a flight attendant on an aircraft
[00:44.13]You're pitiful a pollywog
[00:45.66]Tiny fishy in a smaller pond
[00:47.40]Holding barbie dolls and leftover beads from the Mardi Gras
[00:50.49]Actin hella hard but that's just poppycock
[00:52.92]'Cause inside you're hella soft like a Jolly Rancher lollypop
[00:55.83]I'll give you cauliflower ears stupid
[00:57.81]You're weird
[00:58.65]Feelin blue
[00:59.04]On a stool somewhere two fisting beers
[01:01.17]At a Hofbrau
[01:02.10]Moaning like a hot cow
[01:03.87]Cryin on the shoulder of some old man you met just now
[01:06.72]I'm smarter than you
[01:08.10]I'm harder than you
[01:09.45]I'm better than you
[01:10.74]I'm just raw
[01:12.15]I'm hotter than you
[01:13.50]More popular than you
[01:14.85]More clever than you
[01:15.93]And goshdarn it people like me
[01:17.61]I'm smarter than you
[01:19.02]I'm harder than you
[01:20.40]I'm better than you
[01:21.75]I'm just raw
[01:23.16]I'm hotter than you
[01:24.48]More popular than you
[01:25.83]More clever than you
[01:27.42]And goshdarn it people like me
[01:28.53]Look I'm sorry mate
[01:29.79]This is awkward k
[01:31.20]Little hard to say
[01:32.64]So I'll just say it
[01:33.90]Me and your mommy date
[01:35.34]She's awfully great
[01:36.54]She's a saucy plate
[01:38.07]She calls me late
[01:39.27]Always wants to meet
[01:40.68]On her coffee breaks
[01:42.21]She bought me seats
[01:43.59]To Bonnie Raitt
[01:44.67]Now there's no concrete date
[01:46.17]But she bought the ring
[01:47.73]It's laundry day
[01:48.99]And my stockings stink
[01:50.31]From my foot up in your a*s
[01:51.57]'Cause you drive me absolutely batty
[01:53.34]See I'm crabby when you get around me
[01:55.05]Tell me who's your daddy
[01:56.10]Call me Mister McAffee your poop deck pappy
[01:58.80]Shut your trap and get back in the backseat of the Camry
[02:01.32]Don't sass me or I'll backhand you
[02:02.97]Smack you with an axe handle
[02:04.35]Burn you with a wax candle
[02:05.67]Slap you with a sandle
[02:06.69]I'm trying to watch the rap channel
[02:08.46]Can't you tell we laugh about you
[02:09.81]Call yourself a rapper but I gives a rat's a*s about you
[02:34.26]Why do I even bother with these off brand cats
[02:36.99]Y'all are wombats man
[02:38.22]I'm bout to blow this pop stand
[02:39.60]Lyrically y'all don't compare to me in any contest
[02:42.36]Like a stealth bomber up against a Hyundai Accent
[02:45.45]Tall can to a shot glass
[02:47.28]Bong hit to a contact
[02:48.93]Gary Coleman versus Big Boss Man
[02:50.97]The Loch Ness Monster up against a crawdad
[02:53.34]Talking Sly Stallone in Rocky versus Sly Stallone in Copland
[02:56.43]Judge Judy versus Johnny Cochran
[02:58.44]Oh man
[02:59.13]Nell Carter versus Karen Carpenter topless
[03:01.86]Better yet Broadband
[03:03.21]Compared to a long a*s
[03:04.62]Piece of string connecting two pop cans
[03:06.63]It's all bad
[03:07.44]Don't quit your job at all believe me you'll be so glad back
[03:10.38]Hold on with both hands
[03:11.52]It's sucks washing sauce pans
[03:12.84]I know there's an off chance that one day hip hop heads
[03:15.54]Will maybe feel rappers in the top ten that crossdress
[03:18.48]Ever since his triumphant return from his first album L T D
[03:24.27]Critics are calling the brightest new star in years
[03:27.69]Same ****Different Day
[03:29.43]Is his new album on his own label
[03:33.03]And it's got the kind of top talent always surrounds himself with
[03:37.86]Here's a sample of what they're raving about