[ti:Parents Just Don't Understand]
[ar:The Hit Crew]
[al:Kids Old School]
[by:]
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[00:00.00]Parents Just Don’t Understand - Party Hit Kings (派对热辣王者)
[00:10.82]You know parents are the same
[00:12.25]No matter time nor place
[00:13.53]They don't understand that us kids
[00:14.94]Are going to make some mistakes
[00:16.40]So to you all the kids all across the land
[00:19.29]There's no need to argue
[00:20.39]Parents just don't understand
[00:32.75]I remember one year
[00:33.86]My mom took me school shopping
[00:35.42]It was me my brother my mom oh my pop
[00:38.18]And my little sister
[00:39.53]All hopped in the car
[00:41.16]We headed downtown to the Gallery Mall
[00:43.68]My mom started bugging with the clothes she chose
[00:46.28]I didn't say nothing at first
[00:47.59]I just turned up my nose
[00:49.01]She said "What's wrong This shirt cost $20"
[00:51.75]I said
[00:52.15]"Mom this shirt is plaid
[00:53.46]With a butterfly collar "
[00:54.79]The next half hour was the same old thing
[00:57.12]My mother buying me clothes from 1963
[00:59.97]And then she lost her mind and did the ultimate
[01:02.57]I asked her for Adidas and she bought me Zips
[01:05.51]I said "Mom what are you doing
[01:07.05]You're ruining my rep"
[01:08.06]She said "You're only sixteen
[01:09.40]You don't have a rep yet"
[01:10.77]I said "Mom
[01:11.55]Let's put these clothes back please"
[01:13.02]She said "no you go to school
[01:14.66]To learn not for a fashion
[01:15.87]Show"
[01:16.33]I said "This isn't Sha na na
[01:17.77]Come on Mom I'm not Bowzer
[01:19.15]Mom please put back the bell-bottom
[01:20.74]Brady Bunch trousers
[01:21.91]But if you don't want to I can live with that but
[01:24.55]You gotta put back the double-knit
[01:25.79]Reversible slacks"
[01:27.93]She wasn't moved - everything stayed the same
[01:29.83]Inevitably the first day of school came
[01:32.92]I thought I could get over I tried to play sick
[01:35.39]But my mom said "No no way
[01:37.14]Uh-uh forget it"
[01:38.54]There was nothing I could do I tried to relax
[01:40.77]I got dressed up in those ancient artifacts
[01:43.83]And when I walked into school
[01:45.21]It was just as I thought
[01:46.51]The kids were cracking up
[01:47.60]Laughing at the clothes Mom bought
[01:49.28]And those who weren't laughing still had a ball
[01:51.33]Because they were pointing and whispering
[01:52.67]As I walked down the hall
[01:54.52]I got home and told my Mom how my day went
[01:57.08]She said "If they were
[01:58.03]Laughing you don't need the
[01:58.94]"Cause they're not good friends"
[02:00.10]For the next six hours
[02:01.29]I tried to explain to my Mom
[02:02.63]That I was gonna have to go through
[02:04.12]This about 200 more times
[02:05.46]So to you all the kids all across the land
[02:07.99]There's no need to argue
[02:09.41]Parents just don't understand
[02:22.53]Oh-kay here's the situation
[02:24.53]My parents went away on a week's vacation and
[02:27.49]They left the keys to the brand new Porsche
[02:29.99]Would they mind
[02:31.33]Umm well of course not
[02:33.06]I'll just take it for a little spin
[02:35.26]And maybe show it off to a couple of friends
[02:38.04]I'll just cruise it around the neighborhood
[02:40.73]Well maybe I shouldn't
[02:42.42]Yeah of course I should
[02:44.32]Pay attention here's the thick of the plot
[02:46.43]I pulled up to the corner at the end of my block
[02:48.95]That's when I saw this beautiful girlie
[02:50.76]Who was just
[02:51.36]Walking
[02:51.96]I picked up my car phone
[02:53.28]To perpetrate like I was talking
[02:55.03]You should've seen
[02:55.95]This girl's bodily dimensions
[02:57.16]I honked my horn just to get her attention
[03:00.15]She said oh"Was that for me "
[03:01.38]I said "Yeah"
[03:01.95]She said oh"my"
[03:02.77]I said "Come on and take a ride
[03:04.36]With a helluva guy"
[03:05.46]She said "How do I know that you're not sick
[03:08.09]You could be some deranged lunatic"
[03:10.69]I said "C'mon toots my name is the Prince
[03:13.52]Beside would a lunatic have a Porsche like this "
[03:16.77]She agreed and we were on our way
[03:19.00]She was looking very good and so was I
[03:21.05]Just might say
[03:22.19]We hit McDonald's pulled into the drive
[03:24.47]We ordered two Big Macs and two large fries
[03:27.86]She kicked her
[03:28.55]Shoes off onto the floor
[03:29.93]She said "Drive faster speed turns me on"
[03:32.56]She put her hand on my knee I put my foot on the gas
[03:35.33]We almost got whiplash I took off so fast
[03:38.41]The sun roof was open the music was high
[03:40.99]And this girl's hand was steadily moving up my thigh
[03:43.61]She had opened up three buttons on her shirt so far
[03:46.19]I guess that's why I didn't notice that (police car)
[03:49.45]We're doing ninety in my Mom's new Porsche
[03:51.82]And to make this long story short
[03:54.54]When the cop pulled me over I was scared as hell
[03:57.17]I said "I don't have a license but I drive very
[04:00.38]I almost had a heart attack that day
[04:02.63]Come to find out the girl was some
[04:04.72]A twelve-year-old runaway
[04:05.63]I was arrested the car was impounded
[04:08.26]And there was no way for me to avoid being grounded
[04:11.36]My parents had to come back get me
[04:13.72]I'd rather be in jail than to have my father hit me
[04:16.51]My parents walked in
[04:17.90]I got my grip I said
[04:19.51]"Ah Mom Dad how was your trip "
[04:22.27]They didn't speak
[04:23.04]I said "I want to plead my case"
[04:24.60]But my father just shoved me in the car by my face
[04:27.22]That was a hard ride home I don't know how I survived
[04:30.03]They took turns -
[04:31.09]One would beat me while the other one was driving
[04:33.04]I can't believe it I just made a mistake
[04:35.37]Well parents are the same no matter time nor place
[04:38.04]So to you all the kids all across the land
[04:40.72]Take it from me
[04:42.13]Parents just don't understand