[ti:The Simple Joys Of Maienhood]
[ar:Sopor Aeternus]
[01:06.14]The Simple Joys Of Maienhood - Sopor Aeternus
[01:12.13]Where the exit-door leads in
[01:14.67]He scrutinises circling clockwise
[01:17.58]Counting two out of the three
[01:20.08]Slightly above the first degree
[01:22.82]"Has there been blood "
[01:24.21]He asks politely as once a year we do explore
[01:28.32]With my head resting on the pillow
[01:31.08]Gateways towards
[01:32.55]Plutonian shores
[01:33.89]Some are caused by downward pressure
[01:36.73]So don't strain when opening bowels
[01:39.52]The simple joys of maidenhood
[01:42.32]The red-eyed fox is on the prowl
[02:46.26]Rubber-bands for arteries
[02:48.59]These Indian seeds do soak like flees
[02:51.27]Reduce the use of salts and lose some weight
[02:54.00]Walk half an hour every day
[02:56.93]I openly dislike your vagueness
[02:59.62]In handling hours we appoint
[03:02.24]But when you choose
[03:03.61]Your pronouns rightly
[03:05.23]I do silently rejoice
[03:08.05]Some are caused by downward pressure
[03:10.68]So don't strain when opening bowels
[03:13.51]The simple joys of maidenhood
[03:16.23]The red-eyed fox is on the prowl
[03:19.00]So listen closely girls and boys
[03:22.31]This song is about hemorrhoids
[03:24.99]Not anyone's but mine of course
[03:27.31]A secret part I now disclose