[ti:Preacher and the Bear]
[ar:The Big Bopper]
[al:The Big Bopper - Hellooo Baby! - You Know What I Like!]
[by:]
[00:00.00]Preacher and the Bear - The Big Bopper
[00:01.00]Composed by：J. P. Richardson
[00:02.00]Huh oh Lord if you can't help me
[00:05.14]For goodness sake don't help
[00:06.25]That big fuzzy one heh-heh-heh
[00:08.33]The preacher went out a-walkin'
[00:10.37]Was on Sunday morn
[00:12.51]Was against his religion
[00:13.93]But he took his gun along
[00:16.43]Shot himself some mighty fine quail
[00:18.43]And one little measly hare
[00:20.20]But on his way returnin' home
[00:22.11]He met a great big grizzly bear
[00:24.01]Well the bear got down
[00:25.05]In the middle of the road
[00:26.30]On all fours like a great big toad
[00:28.23]He looked that preacher
[00:29.30]Right square in the eye
[00:30.32]The preacher looked at
[00:31.02]Him and he said "Bye-bye"
[00:32.32]Started down the road
[00:33.25]He took out to run
[00:34.35]The bear right after
[00:35.09]That preacher did come
[00:36.19]He run and he run for about a mile
[00:38.13]Then they both sat down
[00:39.08]And they rested a while
[00:40.09]Preacher got up started again
[00:42.07]The bear started out with more vim
[00:43.96]Then they ran and they
[00:44.84]Ran 'til he spotted a tree
[00:46.17]Said "Up on the limb
[00:47.09]Is the place for me"
[00:48.26]Bear got close made
[00:49.06]A grab at him-a
[00:50.26]Preacher leaped up
[00:50.86]And he made the limb
[00:52.06]Pulled himself up
[00:53.07]And he turned about
[00:53.96]Cast his eyes to the sky
[00:55.19]And he did shout
[00:55.90]Oh Lord you delivered
[00:57.60]Daniel from the lion den
[00:59.07]Also delivered Jonah from
[01:01.28]The belly of the whale and then now
[01:03.18]The Hebrew children from
[01:04.21]The fiery furnace
[01:05.06]So the good book do declare
[01:06.45]Oh Lord if you can't help me
[01:08.87]For goodness sake don't help that bear
[01:10.95]Well about then the limb let go
[01:13.08]The preacher came tumblin' down
[01:15.04]Reached in his pocket pulled his razor out
[01:16.98]Just before he hit the ground
[01:19.08]Hit the ground with an awful bang
[01:20.98]It was a terrible sight
[01:22.91]The preacher and the bear
[01:23.89]With a razor in his hair
[01:25.00]Just a-cuttin' left and right
[01:26.76]They rolled around on the ground
[01:28.99]The preacher was up and
[01:30.01]Then he was down
[01:30.91]The bear let out an awful moan
[01:32.98]Looked like the preacher
[01:33.96]Was a-holdin' his own
[01:34.98]Man if I get outta here alive
[01:36.81]By the good book I will abide
[01:38.40]I'll never sin on Sabbath day
[01:40.83]Sunday come I'll pray and pray
[01:42.97]To the heavens he did glance
[01:44.64]Said "Lord just give me one more chance"
[01:46.61]Then his suspenders gave away
[01:48.75]He knocked that bear ten feet away
[01:50.88]The preacher got up made a bound
[01:52.75]To the tree where he'd be safe and sound
[01:54.90]Pulled himself up turned about
[01:56.72]Cast his eyes to the sky and he did shout
[01:58.69]Oh Lord you delivered Daniel from the lion den
[02:01.85]Also delivered Jonah from the belly
[02:04.35]Of the whale and then yeah
[02:05.95]The Hebrew children from the fiery furnace
[02:07.67]So the good book do declare
[02:08.99]Oh Lord if you can't help me
[02:11.66]For goodness sake don't help that bear
[02:17.21]Ha