LRC歌词
[ar:The Hot Toddies]
[ti:Wet Dream]
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[00:07.70]He scraped his knee and no
[00:09.93]One jerked him off or rubbed
[00:11.20]His back for free
[00:14.32]And someone might never love me
[00:18.35]She was stung by a bee but
[00:20.48]She still had to make
[00:22.04]Them toast with honey
[00:25.14]And how can I sleep when
[00:26.99]Someone doesn't love me
[00:28.83]We are lost at sea and no
[00:31.51]One jerked us off and somebody
[00:33.51]Thinks it's funny
[00:35.83]That we will never agree
[00:39.50]Salt water makes crappy chai tea
[00:43.00]But I think I read in a magazine
[00:48.10]How science proved that the universe
[00:51.76]Is someone's erotic dream
[00:57.46]Based on these findings we've concluded
[01:04.21]That oranges are better than tangerines
[01:19.27]He was in love with she
[01:21.48]But she lusted for another he poor me
[01:25.68]And there's a cute little kitty named misery
[01:29.87]And we died at sea and on
[01:32.19]Top of that I couldn't find my car keys
[01:37.01]One kitty two kitty now there's three
[01:40.37]Four and five that's too many fleas
[01:43.62]But I think I read in a magazine
[01:49.07]How science proved that the universe
[01:52.79]Is someone's erotic dream
[01:58.90]Based on these findings we've concluded
[02:05.56]It's dangerous but fun to
[02:08.13]Jump on trampolines
[02:19.13]One two three four
[02:20.60]He scraped his knee and no
[02:23.06]One jerked him off or
[02:24.26]Rubbed his back for free
[02:27.34]And someone might never love me
[02:31.06]She was stung by a bee but
[02:33.78]She still had to make them toast with honey
[02:38.32]And how can I sleep when
[02:39.99]Someone doesn't love me
[02:42.19]We are lost at sea and no
[02:44.50]One jerked us off and somebody
[02:46.71]Thinks it's funny
[02:48.94]That we will never agree
[02:52.51]Salt water makes crappy chai tea
[02:56.10]But I think I read in a magazine
[03:01.38]How science proved that the universe
[03:04.89]Is someone's erotic dream
[03:11.11]Based on these findings we've concluded
[03:17.72]That oranges are better than tangerines
[03:24.51]And if I said I knew the way to heaven
[03:31.36]They'd have to hold me down
[03:34.33]And squirt me twice with their pepper spray
[03:38.47]They'd make me stand before the prosecution
[03:45.76]Found guilty of exaggeration I'd win a million days to
[03:50.66]Rot away
[03:52.89]And if I said I knew the way to heaven
[04:00.36]They'd have to hold me down and squirt me twice
[04:04.88]With their pepper spray
[04:07.89]They'd make me stand before the prosecution
[04:15.45]Found guilty of exaggeration I'd win a million days to
[04:21.41]Rot away
[ar:The Hot Toddies]
[ti:Wet Dream]
[by:]
[al:]
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[total:0]
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[00:07.70]He scraped his knee and no
[00:09.93]One jerked him off or rubbed
[00:11.20]His back for free
[00:14.32]And someone might never love me
[00:18.35]She was stung by a bee but
[00:20.48]She still had to make
[00:22.04]Them toast with honey
[00:25.14]And how can I sleep when
[00:26.99]Someone doesn't love me
[00:28.83]We are lost at sea and no
[00:31.51]One jerked us off and somebody
[00:33.51]Thinks it's funny
[00:35.83]That we will never agree
[00:39.50]Salt water makes crappy chai tea
[00:43.00]But I think I read in a magazine
[00:48.10]How science proved that the universe
[00:51.76]Is someone's erotic dream
[00:57.46]Based on these findings we've concluded
[01:04.21]That oranges are better than tangerines
[01:19.27]He was in love with she
[01:21.48]But she lusted for another he poor me
[01:25.68]And there's a cute little kitty named misery
[01:29.87]And we died at sea and on
[01:32.19]Top of that I couldn't find my car keys
[01:37.01]One kitty two kitty now there's three
[01:40.37]Four and five that's too many fleas
[01:43.62]But I think I read in a magazine
[01:49.07]How science proved that the universe
[01:52.79]Is someone's erotic dream
[01:58.90]Based on these findings we've concluded
[02:05.56]It's dangerous but fun to
[02:08.13]Jump on trampolines
[02:19.13]One two three four
[02:20.60]He scraped his knee and no
[02:23.06]One jerked him off or
[02:24.26]Rubbed his back for free
[02:27.34]And someone might never love me
[02:31.06]She was stung by a bee but
[02:33.78]She still had to make them toast with honey
[02:38.32]And how can I sleep when
[02:39.99]Someone doesn't love me
[02:42.19]We are lost at sea and no
[02:44.50]One jerked us off and somebody
[02:46.71]Thinks it's funny
[02:48.94]That we will never agree
[02:52.51]Salt water makes crappy chai tea
[02:56.10]But I think I read in a magazine
[03:01.38]How science proved that the universe
[03:04.89]Is someone's erotic dream
[03:11.11]Based on these findings we've concluded
[03:17.72]That oranges are better than tangerines
[03:24.51]And if I said I knew the way to heaven
[03:31.36]They'd have to hold me down
[03:34.33]And squirt me twice with their pepper spray
[03:38.47]They'd make me stand before the prosecution
[03:45.76]Found guilty of exaggeration I'd win a million days to
[03:50.66]Rot away
[03:52.89]And if I said I knew the way to heaven
[04:00.36]They'd have to hold me down and squirt me twice
[04:04.88]With their pepper spray
[04:07.89]They'd make me stand before the prosecution
[04:15.45]Found guilty of exaggeration I'd win a million days to
[04:21.41]Rot away
文本歌词
He scraped his knee and no
One jerked him off or rubbed
His back for free
And someone might never love me
She was stung by a bee but
She still had to make
Them toast with honey
And how can I sleep when
Someone doesn't love me
We are lost at sea and no
One jerked us off and somebody
Thinks it's funny
That we will never agree
Salt water makes crappy chai tea
But I think I read in a magazine
How science proved that the universe
Is someone's erotic dream
Based on these findings we've concluded
That oranges are better than tangerines
He was in love with she
But she lusted for another he poor me
And there's a cute little kitty named misery
And we died at sea and on
Top of that I couldn't find my car keys
One kitty two kitty now there's three
Four and five that's too many fleas
But I think I read in a magazine
How science proved that the universe
Is someone's erotic dream
Based on these findings we've concluded
It's dangerous but fun to
Jump on trampolines
One two three four
He scraped his knee and no
One jerked him off or
Rubbed his back for free
And someone might never love me
She was stung by a bee but
She still had to make them toast with honey
And how can I sleep when
Someone doesn't love me
We are lost at sea and no
One jerked us off and somebody
Thinks it's funny
That we will never agree
Salt water makes crappy chai tea
But I think I read in a magazine
How science proved that the universe
Is someone's erotic dream
Based on these findings we've concluded
That oranges are better than tangerines
And if I said I knew the way to heaven
They'd have to hold me down
And squirt me twice with their pepper spray
They'd make me stand before the prosecution
Found guilty of exaggeration I'd win a million days to
Rot away
And if I said I knew the way to heaven
They'd have to hold me down and squirt me twice
With their pepper spray
They'd make me stand before the prosecution
Found guilty of exaggeration I'd win a million days to
Rot away