LRC歌词
[ar:Top Hits Group]
[ti:Convoy G.B.]
[by:]
[00:00.00]Convoy G.B. - Top Hits Group
[00:11.38]It was a foggy day on the sixth of May
[00:13.47]In a Scammell haulin' bricks
[00:15.29]It was just crackin' dawn and I started to yawn
[00:17.82]Cos I couldn't find any nice chicks
[00:19.83]I'd tried Newport Pagnell Toddington
[00:21.84]And even Watford Gap
[00:23.59]But after so many eggs and chips sausage and beans
[00:26.72]What I really needed was a nap
[00:28.78]It's a lonely life truck driving
[00:30.65]But it's better than a bike
[00:32.81]Cos when you're up in the cab
[00:34.60]You're the king of the road
[00:35.69]And it's dead romantic like
[00:37.22]And then I remembered my two-way radio
[00:39.36]So I started feelin' better
[00:41.63]And I thought "I'll start a convoy"
[00:44.00]"You know just like that American feller "
[00:46.13]Thus began the saga
[00:49.43]On the M1 Motorway
[00:51.59]Of the biggest bloomin' convoy
[00:53.72]Outside the USA
[00:56.12]Why not join our line-up
[00:58.28]It's completely free
[01:00.61]All you need is transport
[01:02.85]And a current MOT
[01:05.27]Convoy
[01:06.15](On the CB)
[01:06.95]Hello this is Super Scouse callin'
[01:08.08]Anyone out there come on
[01:10.11]Hello hello this is Plastic Chicken go off
[01:13.46]That's "come on" - what's your load Plastic Chicken
[01:16.40]Er well it would have been
[01:17.66]Quick-drying cement
[01:18.52]But the rain got in - do you know anyone
[01:20.69]Who wants to buy a three-ton brick
[01:22.59]So there we were the two of us
[01:25.79]At the start of something big
[01:27.70]There was Plastic Chicken with his brick on wheels
[01:30.23]And me in my big rig
[01:32.30]With every junction that we passed
[01:35.37]Others would tag on
[01:36.81]There was even a London Transport bus
[01:39.37]"Hey that's a nice wagon - fares please "
[01:41.83]It certainly was an impressive sight
[01:43.77]To see us on the road
[01:45.76]There was vehicles of every shape and size
[01:48.61]It certainly had growed
[01:50.99]Suddenly there was this commotion
[01:52.82]There was a circus and a fair
[01:54.92]There was an animal acrobatic act
[01:56.95]"Ooh look - a bear in the air
[01:59.39]You're listening to the saga
[02:02.13]On the M1 Motorway
[02:04.23]Of the biggest blooming convoy
[02:06.36]Outside the USA
[02:08.77]We're half-way through our story
[02:10.93]But please don't go away
[02:13.39]They're on Spaghetti Junction
[02:15.76]"We could be here all day "
[02:17.40]Convoy
[02:18.95](On the CB) Hello Plastic Chicken
[02:20.53]To Super Scouse gerroff I mean come in er
[02:22.39]Come on - oh do I have to say this every time
[02:25.14]Yeah - have you seen any fuzzboxes -
[02:26.89]That's slang for police cars
[02:28.53]Er Jackanory Super Scouse - that's slang for No
[02:31.29]That's Negatory you berk
[02:33.01]Ooh I say is this a private convoy
[02:35.97]Or can anyone join in
[02:37.18]What's your wheels our kid
[02:38.43]Would you believe a camper
[02:40.11]Spaghetti Junction was coming up
[02:41.82]So we were bound to lose a few
[02:44.70]And sure enough the fork-lift truck
[02:46.96]Disappeared heading up towards Crewe
[02:48.96]The combine harvester shred a wheel
[02:51.51]And the driver lost control
[02:53.12]And a mobile DJ crashed his van
[02:56.60]So we ain't gonna play no Soul 10 - 4
[02:58.77]So we end our story
[03:00.85]On the M1 Motorway
[03:02.87]Of the biggest blooming convoy
[03:05.35]Outside the USA
[03:07.69]This record is good value
[03:09.87]As you can plainly see
[03:12.18]It's labelled as a tax disc
[03:14.37]Though it's a Felony
[03:17.03]Convoy
[03:18.01](On the CB)
[03:18.74]Er Plastic Chicken to Super Scouse
[03:19.58]There's a big black limo coming up behind
[03:21.90]Er what about it
[03:23.01]Well it's got a flag on the front and
[03:24.95]A funny number plate - "HRH 1"
[03:28.49]Mercy sakes good buddy
[03:30.13]You'd better give it the front door
[03:32.18]And wave her on like
[03:33.58]Will do Super Scouse I'm waving her on -
[03:36.02]Ooh look she's waving back isn't that nice
[03:38.88]Plastic Chicken do you want to stick it in
[03:41.30]Behind that suicide jockey
[03:42.91]What's a suicide jockey
[03:44.80]As it happens How's about
[03:46.06]Er Plastic Chicken don't you think
[03:52.81]You'd better change gear for this hill
[03:55.72]What's wrong with the gear I've got on
[03:57.93]Doesn't it look right
[03:59.45]Change gear ram your foot on the floor
[04:02.65]And change the gear what you talking about
[04:05.50]You don't know how to drive a truck do you
[04:08.58]You've no idea how to drive a truck
[04:11.49]You're mad (continue to fade)
文本歌词
Convoy G.B. - Top Hits Group
It was a foggy day on the sixth of May
In a Scammell haulin' bricks
It was just crackin' dawn and I started to yawn
Cos I couldn't find any nice chicks
I'd tried Newport Pagnell Toddington
And even Watford Gap
But after so many eggs and chips sausage and beans
What I really needed was a nap
It's a lonely life truck driving
But it's better than a bike
Cos when you're up in the cab
You're the king of the road
And it's dead romantic like
And then I remembered my two-way radio
So I started feelin' better
And I thought "I'll start a convoy"
"You know just like that American feller "
Thus began the saga
On the M1 Motorway
Of the biggest bloomin' convoy
Outside the USA
Why not join our line-up
It's completely free
All you need is transport
And a current MOT
Convoy
(On the CB)
Hello this is Super Scouse callin'
Anyone out there come on
Hello hello this is Plastic Chicken go off
That's "come on" - what's your load Plastic Chicken
Er well it would have been
Quick-drying cement
But the rain got in - do you know anyone
Who wants to buy a three-ton brick
So there we were the two of us
At the start of something big
There was Plastic Chicken with his brick on wheels
And me in my big rig
With every junction that we passed
Others would tag on
There was even a London Transport bus
"Hey that's a nice wagon - fares please "
It certainly was an impressive sight
To see us on the road
There was vehicles of every shape and size
It certainly had growed
Suddenly there was this commotion
There was a circus and a fair
There was an animal acrobatic act
"Ooh look - a bear in the air
You're listening to the saga
On the M1 Motorway
Of the biggest blooming convoy
Outside the USA
We're half-way through our story
But please don't go away
They're on Spaghetti Junction
"We could be here all day "
Convoy
(On the CB) Hello Plastic Chicken
To Super Scouse gerroff I mean come in er
Come on - oh do I have to say this every time
Yeah - have you seen any fuzzboxes -
That's slang for police cars
Er Jackanory Super Scouse - that's slang for No
That's Negatory you berk
Ooh I say is this a private convoy
Or can anyone join in
What's your wheels our kid
Would you believe a camper
Spaghetti Junction was coming up
So we were bound to lose a few
And sure enough the fork-lift truck
Disappeared heading up towards Crewe
The combine harvester shred a wheel
And the driver lost control
And a mobile DJ crashed his van
So we ain't gonna play no Soul 10 - 4
So we end our story
On the M1 Motorway
Of the biggest blooming convoy
Outside the USA
This record is good value
As you can plainly see
It's labelled as a tax disc
Though it's a Felony
Convoy
(On the CB)
Er Plastic Chicken to Super Scouse
There's a big black limo coming up behind
Er what about it
Well it's got a flag on the front and
A funny number plate - "HRH 1"
Mercy sakes good buddy
You'd better give it the front door
And wave her on like
Will do Super Scouse I'm waving her on -
Ooh look she's waving back isn't that nice
Plastic Chicken do you want to stick it in
Behind that suicide jockey
What's a suicide jockey
As it happens How's about
Er Plastic Chicken don't you think
You'd better change gear for this hill
What's wrong with the gear I've got on
Doesn't it look right
Change gear ram your foot on the floor
And change the gear what you talking about
You don't know how to drive a truck do you
You've no idea how to drive a truck
You're mad (continue to fade)
