[ti:Attitude Adjustment]
[ar:Midday Sun]
[00:00.53]Attitude Adjustment - Midday Sun
[00:09.37]I met an old friend
[00:10.39]In the bar the other night
[00:11.58]And he got a little drunk
[00:12.80]And he wanted to fight
[00:13.91]And he jumped up
[00:14.60]And challenged every man in the room
[00:18.83]And just about the time he got the words out
[00:20.54]An ol' boy jumped up and closed his mouth
[00:23.09]And used his head for a mop
[00:24.78]And his butt for a broom
[00:27.45]It was an attitude adjustment
[00:30.05]I guess it was his first time
[00:32.55]An attitude adjustment
[00:34.71]Now he understands just fine
[00:36.83]He got bent out of shape
[00:38.18]Then he opened his mouth
[00:39.40]And just one appointment
[00:40.52]Straightened him right out
[00:41.46]It was an attitude adjustment
[00:43.58]Oh it'll work every time
[00:47.11]Now I've got this big ol' brother-in-law
[00:49.60]And me and him just never did get along
[00:51.82]Because he wants to be sure
[00:52.91]I'm treating his sister right
[00:56.50]He got drunk one night
[00:57.73]And started beating me up
[00:58.86]And I went and got a tire tool
[01:00.20]Out of my truck
[01:01.43]And laid him out as cold as a block of ice
[01:05.87]It was an attitude adjustment
[01:08.18]And it'll work every time
[01:11.08]An attitude adjustment
[01:12.80]I made him see the light
[01:15.25]Now he says I'm his kind of man
[01:17.45]And he comes around me with his hat in his hand
[01:19.80]It was an attitude adjustment
[01:21.74]I cured all his family pride
[01:25.75]Now my girlfriend slapped me in the face
[01:27.87]I said "Darlin' that was your first mistake "
[01:30.19]Then she went wild and her eyes turned red
[01:34.68]She started breaking everything
[01:35.90]And screaming loud
[01:37.01]And kickin' me and cussin' me out
[01:39.36]And I gave her a little adjustment
[01:40.98]On the top of the head
[01:43.96]It was an attitude adjustment
[01:45.88]Aw she loves on me all the time
[01:48.76]Just an attitude adjustment
[01:50.44]She got a whole new frame of mind
[01:53.17]She don't nag
[01:54.61]I don't beg
[01:55.60]And we get along and like I said
[01:57.75]Just an attitude adjustment
[02:00.00]Aw everything's just fine
[02:02.04]Well almost
[02:03.99]She called the cops to take me in
[02:05.69]And I said "You're never gonna do it friends "
[02:08.11]And they just smiled
[02:09.24]And said "Oh yes we will "
[02:12.79]Now a stick to the head
[02:14.06]And some kicks to the shins
[02:15.15]And a several bites by Rin Tin Tin
[02:17.50]And I couldn't wait to get into that jail
[02:21.86]It was an attitude adjustment
[02:24.21]Oh I went along peacefully
[02:27.01]Attitude adjustment
[02:28.92]They made me clearly see
[02:31.26]Cause my head is black
[02:32.42]And my legs are blue
[02:33.41]And both knee caps are bit clean through
[02:35.71]It was an attitude adjustment
[02:38.00]It made my whole life outlook brand new
[02:40.34]Just a attitude adjustment
[02:42.54]It made my whole life outlook brand new