[ti:Bob White (LP Version)]
[ar:Bobby Darin]
[al:Two Of A Kind]
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[00:00.00]Bob White - Bobby Darin & Johnny Mercer
[00:12.50]Just listen to the Bob White
[00:15.37]He never could sing right
[00:17.43]You should hip him to the latest sound
[00:19.68]And the talk that's goin' 'round
[00:21.73]Well I was talkin' to the parakeet
[00:24.17]And he said "Man now about that beat "
[00:26.73]How about that beat
[00:27.98]Hey Bob White
[00:29.75]Ain't ya gonna swing tonight
[00:32.92]Several people heard the albatross
[00:34.66]Yes
[00:35.50]Whisper Robert is on the sauce
[00:37.68]I know for a fact he's on the wagon
[00:39.71]Bob White
[00:41.15]Nothing but a neophyte
[00:43.19]John what does that word mean
[00:44.68]Amateur
[00:45.06]Even the pheasant
[00:46.64]Found it unpleasant
[00:48.04]Hearin' you hit that flat note
[00:50.87]Whereas the sparrow
[00:52.13]Froze to his marrow
[00:53.65]When he heard that note
[00:55.59]The opinion of the tufted grouse
[00:58.10]Is you'll play to an empty house
[00:59.89]Could happen to anybody
[01:00.72]Sure could
[01:02.26]Get up off that pad
[01:04.93]Shape up make it Dad
[01:07.73]Bob White
[01:10.94]You gotta sing it out tonight
[01:23.96]Take a letter to the meadow lark
[01:26.52]In reply to his rude remark
[01:29.05]Well the mails must go through
[01:30.77]Bob White
[01:31.86]Invites you to a bash tonight
[01:33.86]My tux isn't even pressed
[01:35.35]Take a wire to the nightingale
[01:37.61]Tell him Bob ain't begun to wail
[01:42.03]Bob White's
[01:43.27]Gonna put him down for spite
[01:46.20]Circulate the word
[01:47.40]Call up the catbird
[01:48.74]Tell that old fat bird
[01:50.27]He's gonna sing a storm up
[01:53.10]Hip the canary
[01:54.36]It'll be scary
[01:55.76]After the warm up
[01:57.68]Man he's even gonna gas the goose
[02:00.12]He'll be looser than Dr Seuss
[02:02.71]Wait a minute John do I detect a note of
[02:04.61]Meaning that he's gonna be right in tune
[02:06.64]Man I'm tellin' ya he's gonna be on the moon
[02:09.60]I see
[02:10.22]Bob White
[02:13.14]He's gonna ball it up tonight
[02:16.14]Oh he's in there
[02:19.47]Ah he whistles pretty
[02:20.60]Yeah like a bird
[02:22.53]What
[02:31.74]Hear the wire from the albatross
[02:33.70]Sounds urgent
[02:34.08]It reads Robert is still the boss
[02:36.58]Well thank you very much folks
[02:38.60]Bob White
[02:40.01]He was in the grove tonight
[02:42.89]I quote directly from the whoopin' crane
[02:45.34]He says "Man it was like insane "
[02:48.27]He made it plain
[02:49.69]Bob White
[02:51.05]Reelin' for a groovy fight
[02:52.84]I thought I had him dead in the third round
[02:54.95]Hey old papa redbird
[02:56.86]Who is the head bird
[02:58.08]Says you were in there swingin'
[03:00.06]He was tryin'
[03:01.09]Even a jackdaw
[03:02.14]Flew out the back door
[03:03.73]Buckin' and wingin'
[03:05.52]You instigated such a swingin' gig
[03:08.10]That all them quadrupeds wanna dig
[03:10.65]Here here you mean
[03:12.35]Here come the moose and elk
[03:15.01]There goes Lawrence Welk
[03:17.84]Bob White Bob White Bob White
[03:24.04]You really sang it out tonight
[03:31.75]Ah it's for the birds