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[00:01.44]Have you ever seen a corpse
[00:04.38]How about an exquisite one
[00:06.90]Think about Frankenstein's monster
[00:09.81]Now think about fun
[00:12.33]You're getting it good
[00:14.79]Johnny starts with a leg I sew on an arm Then you lend a hand
[00:21.78]We each add our piece
[00:24.39]Now what kind of beast have we made
[00:27.60]Let's find out
[00:29.58]I woke up Sunday to a bloodshot sky
[00:32.18]Robot overlords goosestep by
[00:34.68]Shoulda listened when we had the juice
[00:36.42]To try
[00:36.93]And Bill the Science Guy told us that the end is Nye
[00:40.92]Lately it's been getting harder to
[00:43.38]Survive
[00:43.98]Since the Hive started to
[00:45.54]Ban American refugees from being a d**n part of the
[00:48.69]People's Republic of Antarctica
[00:50.79]A bum begged me for a bill he could borrow
[00:53.25]Babbling some s**t about there's still a tomorrow
[00:55.50]He said that legend has it there's still a Baja Grill and a Sbarro
[00:58.98]At the top of
[00:59.52]Mount Kilimanjaro
[01:00.72]And so desperate I set off from the deserts out in Portland
[01:04.01]Until my thirsty horse collapsed in the scorched sand
[01:06.66]I promised to myself heart and soul
[01:08.61]I'd crawl across this dead world for those garlic rolls
[01:11.58]Yo kid let go of the dead horse
[01:14.28]Stop crying need a ride Hop in my red Porsche
[01:17.10]Eat something homie you look bony and frail
[01:19.38]Now why the hell would you take the Oregon Trail
[01:22.11]Remember back in grade school that stupid computer game
[01:24.72]You shoulda known better now there's no one but you to blame
[01:27.54]Dying of dysentery
[01:28.62]Don't climb to the enemy
[01:29.88]I'ma take you underground where the hive resistance be
[01:32.79]Apparently a colony of people are out there
[01:35.40]A garden full of veggies even garlic they sprout there
[01:38.07]Leader General Bieber who be running s**t down there
[01:40.71]Found a way to end the drought bring out the swimwear
[01:43.26]Soon as we pulled up we heard drilling noises
[01:45.87]Children started dancing even grown folk joined in
[01:48.27]Like a hydrant in the Bronx water shot up
[01:50.28]In the air
[01:50.85]But was boiling and as hot as solar flares
[01:53.28]Ooowee ain't that a b***h
[01:56.46]Nobody believed it 'til the first wave hit
[01:58.95]The ground started shaking and the sky went red
[02:01.68]Mayday Atlanta's been lost Justin Bieber is dead
[02:04.08]No God d**n another one down
[02:07.02]Colonies of people living under the ground
[02:09.53]Rallied against the clowns a resistance was born
[02:11.94]They fight for mankind and the existence of p**n
[02:14.55]Let's go
[02:15.54]Back on the surface life teeters
[02:17.49]Avoiding wild packs of North American beavers
[02:20.01]Creepers and face feeders
[02:21.42]Fearing the great reaper
[02:22.56]You're either gonna get eaten or beat with a pay meter
[02:25.17]This is real s**t homie dog eat dog
[02:27.84]More like robot clown eats man and whole squad
[02:30.72]Graffiti on the wall says there is no god
[02:33.03]But there is still homemade vodka and that's cool
[02:36.09]Homemade vodka pour a shot up then I swill it
[02:38.52]I'm the only person left who remembers how to distill it
[02:41.07]It's the most popular product in the underground economy
[02:43.83]So I'm the most popular person in my underground colony
[02:46.89]All the resistance leaders they throw shots down
[02:49.59]In my bar after they fight the robot clowns
[02:52.26]As of late they've been stressed and depressed
[02:54.30]Cause the chances of us winning are becoming less and less
[02:57.36]We lost the captain of the human army
[02:59.79]Morale is really low and a lot of people are starving
[03:02.64]I'm still wondering how this all happened
[03:05.07]Is this even real or am I just on acid
[03:08.31]The clowns are advancing down
[03:10.26]I use the word down cause they're coming underground
[03:12.69]Wait what's that sound It's kinda loud
[03:16.02]Holy s**t There they are right now
[03:18.03]Calm down soldier this is no time to be a fink
[03:20.70]We can beat these clowns okay we just need to think
[03:23.34]I've lost ten men this week I can't sleep
[03:25.47]A wink
[03:25.80]But this the last place on earth a guy can get a decent drink
[03:28.83]So darned if we lose this bar to those useless zombie bastards
[03:32.40]I'd rather starve than be boozeless
[03:33.90]So I put barbed wire slabs on the fences
[03:36.75]That should buy us some time to plan our defenses
[03:39.39]Pick up the chairs and trash cans off the floor
[03:41.70]Stack em up on the front door to jam up
[03:43.92]The entrance
[03:44.73]Ain't got grenades but we still might be saved
[03:47.07]I just found fifty diet coke cans and some breath mints
[03:49.98]Fill the trash cans to the brim with the cola
[03:52.26]When the robots break in toss the mints
[03:54.27]In the soda
[03:54.87]See the blast won't hurt em but it'll get em wet certainly
[03:57.84]It'll mess up their wiring and disrupt their circuitry
[04:00.54]If it don't work though my next plan cannot fail
[04:03.27]We drink the vodka shot after shot 'til we're too drunk to feel pain
[04:07.02]Spark up a flame and turn the bottles that remain into Molotov cocktails
[04:11.13]I've had it with you clowns I've reached
[04:12.87]My limit
[04:13.62]You may have killed my captain but I'm the lieutenant
[04:15.99]And I won't let you terrorize us
[04:17.76]Wait just a minute
[04:18.83]That ain't no robot zombie man what the hell is it
[04:21.57]Adam Ahhh
[04:22.26]I didn't mean to scare ya
[04:24.21]Dude that's not a robot it's just Iggy Azalea
[04:26.73]Musta hid up in the bar to learn about who we are
[04:28.80]Then report back to the captain of the folks attackin my favorite rap stars
[04:32.46]Oh s**t quick Hit her with some f**kin duck tape
[04:34.71]She came to sing rap &give us all some undercut fades
[04:37.47]Lo fi beats transmittin telepathic autotune
[04:40.11]Help She's inside my head and I don't think
[04:42.03]I am immune
[04:42.72]Been repo d I think I'm in deep
[04:44.37]I am weeping at the seams
[04:45.57]Forfeiting my dreams of keepin the streets G code
[04:48.12]Only way to outrun it is doublin up on the track
[04:50.16]Any and everyone get up and meddle
[04:51.54]Mean it
[04:51.78]Just puttin the peddle into it
[04:52.80]Now we taking over the tempo and tunin it
[04:54.21]Never gone let a lesser lemon ruin it so I'm inducing it
[04:56.37]Doomin em all I'm undoin it deuces I'm dippin
[04:57.75]Who comin with the kid I'm out
[04:59.16]Headed to the dojo Diggs got pistols hidden in his fro though
[05:01.44]These robots think we're b***h Diggs gimme some loko
[05:03.78]And let me borrow your Jefferson robe bro I'm goin postal
[05:06.45]Bay boys bout to put this barrel into some f**kin blowholes
[05:08.43]Whoa whoa whoa hold up cash
[05:10.38]You see I'm trimming my mustache up
[05:11.70]I heard all these newly brainwashed rap chicks are really down to f**k
[05:14.22]I comb the pistols out the fro and they're sitting on the table
[05:16.80]And there's two cheesesteaks out in a fully gassed up LeSabre
[05:19.47]I'm ready to ride on these haters let's go
[05:20.79]But you better drive cause you already know
[05:22.02]That apocalypse or not when I'm behind the wheel my black a*s is sure
[05:24.06]Enough gonna get stopped
[05:24.75]And we ain't got the time and the tags are expired
[05:26.13]You know how it is I am really not trying to die today by cop or by a geek robot
[05:29.19]Whoa stop lemme bottle up this kombucha I've been brewing on the back porch
[05:32.67]Grab the backpack out the closet it's got all of our passports
[05:35.37]I've been planning this for a minute seen the writing on the walls
[05:37.68]If we survive and find a civilization they've got to know who we are
[05:40.65]First we swoop us Chinaka in case we need some muscle
[05:43.20]Or some reason or anything other than our indiscriminate hustle
[05:45.81]Then we roll through the hood real slow bumping something all of these monsters know
[05:48.39]Like a Watsky song Lo and behold they'll follow our car wherever we go
[05:51.33]Let's lead em out to Napa and let em gentrify that b***h up
[05:53.82]Start the car no homie we are not stopping for any swishers
[05:56.67]Or a McFlurry blood there's no time for that s**t
[05:59.13]Hold up there go Nak right there pull over Ayo Nak Ayo Nak get in the car
[06:06.63]Ay Raf get back seat
[06:08.37]Make room for ya
[06:09.00]Fam friend
[06:09.63]I'll give you this McShake and the end of
[06:11.28]My Hansen
[06:12.18]Now what the f**k you talking it's the end
[06:13.80]Of the world
[06:14.76]I been on Pinterest tending to the end of
[06:16.68]My curls
[06:17.19]I mean the sky is always purple people running on vapors
[06:19.98]I mean the Tribune been gone I ain't gon read it in the papers
[06:22.92]Nothing's all that different been the same for black women
[06:25.17]When apocalyptic breakfast follows revelation dinners
[06:28.05]The lights been out
[06:28.98]The water smelling of flint
[06:30.63]Exquisite corpses laying where the bodies had been
[06:33.15]No bombs over Baghdad just drones with grenades
[06:35.73]When life gives us citrus we learn to drop Lemonade
[06:38.16]So okay fellas shall we get in formation
[06:41.01]Bump some pied piper R up out the trunk this scraper
[06:43.68]Do the end of the world styling in our fitteds and gators
[06:46.35]Lure these stupid muf**kas on a goose chase
[06:48.84]Use whatever's already up in my suitcase
[06:51.36]I got a whole jones for this open road
[06:54.21]And my flow so cold we don't need AC
[06:56.64]I popped fo' no doze I'll read this formal prose
[06:59.43]Bet you Butler knows how to make us free
[07:02.31]A Lauren Olamina in Trumped up world
[07:04.95]A black magic woman still being called girl
[07:07.35]But the only constant is change holmes
[07:09.96]So let's get the supplies and leave up out our bay homes
[07:12.87]Got the earthquake kit and six gallons of gas
[07:15.42]Got Diggs in the driver and Raf in the back
[07:17.94]Got this passenger seat
[07:19.29]And the last of these sweets
[07:20.76]Go north Daveed just gun it 'til wine country
[07:23.25]Do it moving fluid like turfin with iDummy
[07:25.77]It's the bay moves we learned as natives gon keep us safe
[07:28.50]It's the forty water water and an instrumental tap let's go
[07:32.37]They'll get tired behind us
[07:33.63]I mean half of em hybrid but most of them wind ups
[07:36.30]We got nothing but power we got nothing but time
[07:38.91]I got Kwudi's new beats and Music of My Mind
[07:42.06]Nothing left in Napa but the scent of the grapes
[07:44.37]No palate cleansing tapas for discriminate taste
[07:47.13]Nothing left in Calistoga but one popped bubble
[07:49.50]We got just two dudes and just one Nak trouble
[07:52.47]Like how the hell we repopulate humanity
[07:54.93]The two of y'all and me that's like actual insanity
[07:57.63]Like eww that's really gross guys
[08:00.51]It's like not Diggs and not Rafa
[08:04.11]Not nobody else just doing it styling in wine country with nothing else
[08:09.63]Red red wine I don't want to die
[08:14.97]I hum under my breath as I fight death in the quiet depths of the bunker
[08:18.69]I was confounded when I came to after Dumbfoundead
[08:20.97]Brought me to the battered base underground where we hunkered down the summer
[08:24.00]But then winter came and the flame that we tended to flickered to nothing
[08:26.58]And the few of us living resorted to burning cadavers like tinder and lumber
[08:29.22]We bickered bitterly and our wickedness hit a peak in our hunger
[08:31.92]Sickened we hunted each other
[08:33.29]Pickpocketed the weak and we plundered
[08:34.77]A visitor from the surface stole a garlic roll from Dave and Busters
[08:37.11]And I butchered the buster in his sleep just to lick his fingers for butter
[08:39.63]But it kind of gave me indigestion I confess and the pipes ruptured
[08:42.05]From my dung
[08:42.53]Lungs punctured when Dumb stuck me with the sharped end of my plunger
[08:45.03]Now it's me and Grieves in a shallow grave
[08:46.44]Next to J Biebs and Azalea's
[08:47.28]Pale humungous butt
[08:48.39]That I rest my head upon for my perpetual slumber
[08:50.28]We frail and wretched kvetch and wail
[08:51.87]It's curtains my days are numbered
[08:52.98]And I'm numb to pain yet one remaining certainty gives me comfort
[08:56.04]I made a living yelling my opinions loudly
[08:58.77]Thinking I might matter if I drew a crowd see
[09:01.14]Now my lily cheek on Iggy's chilly cheeks
[09:03.75]I finally see the future will be fine
[09:05.64]Without me
[09:06.39]Nothing is entitled to be mine
[09:08.37]I'm a token of a broken time
[09:10.98]And maybe there's survivors on the surface in LeSabres working on
[09:14.88]Tomorrow sipping red red wine