[ti:The Sexual Life of a Camel]
[ar:The Hit Co.]
[al:The Best of Rugby Pub Songs]
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[00:00.00]The Sexual Life of a Camel - Our Team
[00:06.99]The sexual life of a camel,
[00:10.93]Is stranger than anyone thinks;
[00:15.17]At the height of the mating season,
[00:19.56]He tries to bugger the sphinx.
[00:23.62]But the sphinx' posterior's sphincter
[00:27.90]Is all clogged by the sands on the Nile.
[00:31.98]Which accounts for the hump on the camel,
[00:36.20]And the sphinx's inscrutable smile.
[00:41.92]In the process of syphillisation,
[00:46.00]From the anthropoid ape down to man;
[00:50.07]It is generally held that the navy,
[00:54.36]Has buggered whatever it can.
[00:58.56]Yet recent extensive researches
[01:02.77]By Darwin and Huxly and Hall,
[01:06.94]Conclusively prove that the hedgehog
[01:11.15]Has never been buggered at all.
[01:16.40]We therefore believe our conclusion,
[01:20.64]Is incontrovertibly shown
[01:24.57]That comparative safety on shipboard
[01:28.73]Is enjoying by the hedgehog alone.
[01:32.98]Why haven't they done it at Spithead?
[01:36.86]As they've done it at Harvard and Yale.
[01:41.21]And also at oxford and Cambridge
[01:45.27]By shaving the spikes off it's tail