[ar:Hanser]
[ti:百变奶精 (翻自 法老)]
[by:TRAVELER]
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[00:00.00]Hanser - 百变奶精（翻自 法老）
[00:06.11]原曲：百变酒精
[00:20.02]我是一个酒精过敏的帅哥
[00:21.76]喝不了酒所以奶粉我爆爱喝
[00:24.30]只要稍微喝一点酒我就会死
[00:26.45]但是让我疯狂喝奶
[00:27.78]你就会死
[00:28.48]说我唱什么都
[00:29.62]一股子奶味
[00:30.83]用奶把你键盘屏幕浸泡到报废
[00:32.85]装扮的图要翻倍
[00:34.40]我自己画张买醉
[00:35.45]我灌了B站的人
[00:36.46]然后没了个推荐位
[00:37.69]宿醉醒来我
[00:38.49]发现我睡在
[00:39.57]菜场
[00:39.83]次数多了成就了我摆早餐摊的梦想
[00:42.10]我不仅有了工作收入还低了几倍
[00:44.25]每天收摊之后我们就要起飞
[00:46.14]直播间里面的水友们都很受伤
[00:48.64]打开B站私信还有人来给我上香
[00:50.95]各种奶粉品牌开始排队找我代言
[00:53.10]都被我给拒绝老子才不在乎钱
[00:55.43]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[00:57.56]我是百变奶精
[00:58.78]不是百变小樱
[00:59.84]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[01:02.00]今晚泼你家门你最好给我小心
[01:04.32]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[01:06.47]我是百变奶精
[01:07.64]不是百变小樱
[01:08.75]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[01:10.87]今晚泼你家门你最好给我小心
[01:12.83]要是在我喝奶时向我劝酒
[01:15.30]我把你灌成狗
[01:16.24]脑子和身体离异
[01:17.64]让你抱着你爸一直在那狂喊老弟
[01:19.88]拯救你们这些酒鬼就是我的教义
[01:21.85]我刷牙洗脸洗白白都用奶粉
[01:24.00]这能帮我涨粉
[01:25.08]效果相当的狠
[01:26.19]欢迎隔壁卡座过来找我battle
[01:28.65]我会把你打晕并且所有酒都抢走
[01:30.87]喝奶才更健康
[01:31.96]喝酒会糊脑浆
[01:33.13]救护车每天凌晨三点准时送我回乡
[01:35.32]每次劝酒之前我都备好一封遗书
[01:37.51]他们都贼凶可我要忍住不哭
[01:39.57]实在劝不动我就原地变成刘翔
[01:41.85]只要我能活着回家妈妈就会表扬
[01:44.57]奶粉让我快乐
[01:45.57]奶粉让我悲伤
[01:46.60]奶粉让我肚子变成一整块的脂肪
[01:48.86]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[01:50.85]我是百变奶精
[01:51.95]不是百变小樱
[01:53.05]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[01:55.36]今晚泼你家门你最好给我小心
[01:57.48]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[01:59.92]我是百变奶精
[02:00.89]不是百变小樱
[02:01.88]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[02:04.40]今晚泼你家门你最好给我小心
[02:06.61]我一般不吐
[02:07.69]一吐吐个泳池
[02:08.95]我在里面游泳创造各种花式
[02:10.86]清醒后发现这是别人家的泳池
[02:13.07]我马上撒点花瓣让它变成牛奶浴池
[02:15.38]因为我很有素质从不吵架
[02:17.39]不像他们几个
[02:18.70]爱吵讲的还瞎
[02:19.84]白天不管干什么都没有人会夸
[02:21.94]晚上喝了点酒
[02:22.81]没了理智
[02:23.42]瞬间觉得自己好**呀
[02:24.84]今天早上我突然决定要戒奶
[02:26.82]因为我发现喝奶好像也会变嗨
[02:28.58]只要我们很嗨
[02:29.68]就会有人想加塞
[02:30.87]我想让自己冷静但是我没法断奶
[02:33.37]至少我们补钙体质非常优异
[02:35.44]他们喝着假酒变成了一群**
[02:37.32]如果能够重来
[02:38.87]我还会选择喝奶
[02:40.01]跟我一起喝奶让你变得善良可爱
[02:42.15]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[02:44.17]我是百变奶精
[02:45.42]不是百变小樱
[02:46.49]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[02:48.69]今晚泼你家门你最好给我小心
[02:50.89]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[02:53.13]我是百变奶精
[02:54.21]不是百变小樱
[02:55.25]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[02:57.61]今晚泼你家门你最好给我小心
[03:17.66]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[03:19.88]我是百变奶精
[03:20.82]不是百变小樱
[03:21.90]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[03:24.26]这歌没啥深意但是你得小心
[03:26.62]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[03:28.63]我是百变奶精
[03:29.77]不是百变小樱
[03:30.82]I got drunk drunk drunk drunk
[03:33.10]今晚泼你家门你最好给我小心