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[00:08.42]A year ago last Thursday
[00:10.79]I was strolling in the zoo
[00:12.91]When I met a man
[00:13.88]Who though he knew the lot
[00:15.96]He was laying down the law
[00:17.68]About the habits of Baboons
[00:19.81]And how many quills a porcupine has got
[00:23.04]So I asked him
[00:23.91]'What's that creature there '
[00:25.43]He answered: 'Oh H'it's a H'elk'
[00:28.17]I might of gone on thinking that was true
[00:31.68]If the animal in question hadn't
[00:33.05]Put that chap to shame
[00:35.84]And remarked: 'I h'aint a H'elk I'm a Gnu '
[00:43.34]'I'm a Gnu I'm a Gnu
[00:47.92]The g-nicest work of g-nature in the zoo
[00:51.72]I'm a Gnu How do you do
[00:55.67]You really ought to k-now w-ho's w-ho's
[00:59.22]I'm a Gnu Spelt G-N-U
[01:02.72]I'm g-not a Camel or a Kangaroo
[01:06.35]So let me introduce
[01:08.38]I'm g-neither man nor moose
[01:10.34]Oh g-no g-no g-no I'm a Gnu'
[01:20.59]I had taken furnished lodgings down
[01:22.41]At Rustington-on-Sea
[01:24.56]Whence I travelled
[01:25.31]On to Ashton-under-Lyne it was actually
[01:28.25]And the second night I stayed
[01:29.64]There I was woken from a dream
[01:31.56]That I'll tell you all about some other time
[01:34.99]Among the hunting trophies
[01:36.89]On the wall above my bed
[01:38.71]Stuffed and mounted
[01:40.14]Was a face I thought I knew;
[01:43.09]A Bison No it's not a Bison An Okapi
[01:48.02]Unlikely Really A Hartebeest
[01:53.25]When I though I heard a voice: 'I'm a Gnu '
[02:00.87]I'm a Gnu A g-nother gnu
[02:05.28]I wish I could g-nash my teeth at you
[02:08.86]I'm a Gnu How do you do
[02:12.27]You really ought to k-now w-ho's w-ho
[02:16.05]I'm a Gnu Spelt G-N-U
[02:19.20]Call me Bison or Okapi and I'll sue
[02:22.94]G-nor am I the least
[02:24.73]Like that dreadful Hartebeest
[02:26.89]Oh g-no g-no g-no
[02:30.95]G-no g-no g-no I'm a Gnu
[02:34.32]G-no g-no g-no I'm a Gnu